This is too much…Phoenix Fox 10 News runs a poll to see who is "the most foolish American" and the host proclaims—Britney Spears the winner! That wouldn't be surprising except that the real winner of the poll was…..drum roll please……George Bush….

What's that Richard Pryor joke: "Who are you going to believe me–or your lying eyes?" I believe Groucho Marx originated the quote.